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I wish whoever is whistling would stop, I'm waiting for the secret password...
The secret password is - I win!
I thought it was: I've won
But it could be a double bluff, young Wren. La Talia might have TWO secret passwords. (*sucks pencil, trying to work out second secret word...) 🔐
Where's my prize?
Bye, Wendy.
Oh good, everybody's leaving...I win! 🎯
Not so fast, there... I'm dropping in to claim my winnings

I need to check that your prize claim is all in order

Sorry, does not compute... Better luck next time!
Not here either.
Says here that I've won
You need to read the small print, where it clearly says that I'M the winner!!
Not according to the message on here
bump
Things that go bump in the night don't 'skeer' me Nox!
The line gets longer...

And longer . . .



Is that whistling I can hear, or have I got tinnitus?
Yawwwwn. streeettch. Thanks for holding my place.
It's ok, sorry about the noise, someone was whistling and now they're playing a ruddy violin!
Where did I leave my drum kit?


Uh-oh, Mr Noisy's back, armed with his own private rock band....hands over ears people!
Taps fingers on sound-proofed ear muffs...
Band practice behind my back?