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Who me? No, I’m just feeling a bit tired and emotional, so I’ll just rest here awhile . . .
In that case, here is your last post...



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

All junk mail . . . Off to the recycling centre it goes!

No problem, Norm. I've re-cycled it back to you.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Oh dear Anna, looks like the wheel’s come off Postie’s bike!
Don't worry, Norm. You can't stop the last post!



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Heck, yes!



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Try telling that to the birds!
I did!



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana




"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

No flies on me!



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

No, that’s because they’re on poor old Dobbin here
Don't worry, Norm. Dobbin has a friend.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Something seems to have scared him away . . . probably your pet tarantula!
Or maybe...



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

I smell a rat!
A Rat? Oh, Sorry, Norm. I thought...



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Not me, it was Dobbin!
You can't pull the wool over my eyes!



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

I can’t see a thing in this!
That's because you have it on backwards. Maybe this will help...



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

No, but maybe these goggles might help . . .
Hmm... It would seem not.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

It’s OK, I’m still here!
In that case, Norm, since you can't run away, my courier has something for you...



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Oops! That’s torn it!
It was an invitation!



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana