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Lurker
Looks like you’ve missed the last post Anna!
AnnaMayZing
Chasing Dragons
Not me, Norm. I'm last to post!



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
Guest
Lurker
I’ll just wait for you in the pub, Anna!
AnnaMayZing
Chasing Dragons
Sorry, Norm, you might have a long wait. I think I took a wrong turn...



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
Guest
Lurker
No worries Anna, I’m permanently lost! I’ll just wait here while we both find ourselves
AnnaMayZing
Chasing Dragons
Not sure if this is it but I can't see another one.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
Guest
Lurker
You clearly need help Anna . . . I’ll wait here while you go to the telephone . . . It’s that way!
AnnaMayZing
Chasing Dragons
Yes, Norm. I think I may need that telephone as the last post was delivered personally!



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
Guest
Lurker
I think the driver had swerved to avoid this tank being operated by my pet cat....sorry about that Anna

AnnaMayZing
Chasing Dragons
That's ok. Norm. He was probably tanking along anyway. After all, he was carrying 'Tracked' mail!



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
Guest
Lurker
Uh-oh, I think I’d better rest here awhile until my blood alcohol level has dropped a bit!
AnnaMayZing
Chasing Dragons
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Uh-oh, I think I’d better rest here awhile until my blood alcohol level has dropped a bit!


Claiming your summons was lost with the last post won't help you this time, Norm!



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
Guest
Lurker
S’OK.....I’ve got this!
AnnaMayZing
Chasing Dragons
It was never the same after you left, Norm.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
Guest
Lurker
I’ve been busy doing up this place! I can’t believe the state you let it get into while I was away!
AnnaMayZing
Chasing Dragons
Oops, Norm. Here comes the postman with your summons for operating without a licence...



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
Guest
Lurker
Sorry, I’m not at home . . .

AnnaMayZing
Chasing Dragons
Not a problem. They'll still deliver to you.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
Guest
Lurker
It’s OK, the seagulls will save me!
AnnaMayZing
Chasing Dragons
No they wont!



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
Guest
Lurker
I’ll just hide in this submarine then
AnnaMayZing
Chasing Dragons
You can run, but you can't hide...



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
Guest
Lurker
I’ve got this! I’ll just lie low and disguise myself as a carpet!
AnnaMayZing
Chasing Dragons
Damn! Where did he go?



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
AnnaMayZing
Chasing Dragons
The Mistress of Dese Pies!



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
AnnaMayZing
Chasing Dragons
It's all just Pie in the Sky, Norm.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
Guest
Lurker
Oops! Oh crumbs

AnnaMayZing
Chasing Dragons
Damn it, Norm! Are you Pie-Eyed again?



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana