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Good Evening Elizabeth.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

You can't argue with this one:


Oops. I think I missed the last post!



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Here I am, collecting my last post... AWARD!


And here you are forwarding it to me.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Uh uh, not so fast. You're using th wrong post-box
Here are some more posts.
Take as many as you desire except the last one as that is mine.
And if you would be kind enough to click on my dragons egg, I may let you borrow the last one too. Thank you.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Hey, I bought up all the posts so I definitely have the first and the last post(s)!

This will be my last post for quite a while. Ado.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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This will be my last post for quite a while. Ado.


Where are you going?
I'm setting this concrete post as my marker...

I got the last post! Sadly...



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Nope, didn't see that one coming!


Uh, excuse me ma'am, you're going the





Please turn around and head back the way you came.

Thank you for your co-operation.


Please Andy, have a seat. Enjoy some hot tea and crumpets.



While I sneak the last post from YOU!
Oh wow! Thanks for the tea...

I'd ask you to join me, but it looks like you've got enough on your plate with this:






Mmm, hot crumpets and lashings of butter....
Why thank you Andy. I LOVE doing puzzles. Looks like I will be at this Last Post for awhile.




Last post? It's along there somewhere...

Here's the deal: if you can untangle this bundle I will surrender my claim to this position:


That was easy.





Next!
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Good morning Roland, my best wishes to you for good health.


Finally it's me
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That was easy.


Next!





Didn't your folks ever tell you that cheats never prosper, Roland?
I want the last post!!!



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

this is my last post on the last post thread...