Find your next favourite story now
Login

Spoil my Wish

last reply
517 replies
84.8k views
0 watchers
0 likes
Granted... but since Stanley Unwin is dead then no one will be able to understand your stories




I wish I had six fingers on one hand so I could flip-off two people at once.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Granted, but they are webbed so people think you are waving to them instead. (Good response to Stanly Unwin. Had you heard of him? )

I wish I had an Angel for one moment...



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Granted. Moment passed. She's gone now.

I wish I owned a string of kissing booths and I was the only employee.
Granted but only employees are permitted to use them.

I wish I could fly a kite.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Granted. It's a mile high in the air and now you must reel it in... with your feet.

I wish I was 16 again.
Granted but 16 inches high!

And I wish I was, Oh, a Wild West Hero.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

Wish granted, but it is the wild, wild west of Fordwich, the smallest township in the UK, in east Kent.
Why would you want to be a hero in the wild west when you are already a hero to us at Stories Space?




I wish I could be in a Star Trek episode.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Granted but it is 'Space seed'. In this episode, the Enterprise crew encounters a sleeper ship holding selectively bred superpeople from Earth's past.

Unfortunately, you don't hear the alarm and oversleep, missing the show completely!

Roland, you are just too kind!

I wish I could be lady Penelope for a day.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana