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Spoil my Wish

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AnnaMayZing
Chasing Dragons
Granted but now they are piled against your door.

I wish it would snow.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
SassyBunny
Advanced Wordsmith
Granted ... but now you’ve driven cows to crime



I wish we could stay on day light savings time
AnnaMayZing
Chasing Dragons
Granted but you saved so much light, it never gets dark!

I wish I could eat a burger.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
SassyBunny
Advanced Wordsmith
Granted .... but now you have cows protesting



I wish I had a Reece’s peanut butter cup sundae
AnnaMayZing
Chasing Dragons
Granted but it's made with real Buttercups.

I wish I could eat more Chicken.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
Paperboy
Active Ink Slinger
Granted. Fill your stomach with all the chicken lips and toes that your heart desires.

I wish my shoulder didn't hurt so much.
Hey! I write!


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If you're into tear jerkers, read this: A Hundred Breaths

Thank you!
AnnaMayZing
Chasing Dragons
Granted, but now you can't move it!

I wish I had more time to write.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
SassyBunny
Advanced Wordsmith
Granted ... but now you have writers block

I wish I could get a day off
AnnaMayZing
Chasing Dragons
Granted but now you are fired!

I wish I could see history.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
rolandlytle
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but it is the history of collecting light bulbs.

I wish for a dozen donuts with pink icing and multicolored sprinkles.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
AnnaMayZing
Chasing Dragons
Granted, but they are left-overs from a children's party two weeks ago!



I wish I could write without distractions.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
Dreamcatcher
Forum Facilitator
Granted. But you have to use flat crayons on your sidewalk.

I wish I was younger.
AnnaMayZing
Chasing Dragons
Granted, but now you have to learn to walk and talk again... AND STOP CRYING!


I wish I could play the Guitar.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
rolandlytle
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but only with your toes and while you are sleeping.

I wish I could go to sleep on a regular schedule.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
AnnaMayZing
Chasing Dragons
Granted, but the schedule is Daily between 10am and 6pm!

I wish I could travel again.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
Dreamcatcher
Forum Facilitator
Granted... but only on a broom on Halloween.

I wish I could read minds...
AnnaMayZing
Chasing Dragons
Granted... but only empty ones who really don't mind!

I wish life in general was simpler.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
rolandlytle
Active Ink Slinger
Granted... but you will be thoroughly bored.

I wish my wife would quit snoring.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
rolandlytle
Active Ink Slinger
Granted... but you are too big to fit into the toaster; besides, you are out of butter to slather upon your brown self.

I wish I were as funny as Bill the Rumpled.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Dreamcatcher
Forum Facilitator
Granted... now you both are a comedy duet in a run-down bar in Weed, CA.

I wish I was a Greek God...
AnnaMayZing
Chasing Dragons
Granted, but now you have to play Dungeons and Dragons, go train spotting, attend comicon dressed as a star trek character, and learn Klingon!

Oh, wait, sorry. I thought you said Geek God. Oh well, too late, what's done is done.


I wish I could read properly!



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
rolandlytle
Active Ink Slinger
Granted... now you are capable of reading the word 'properly' as well as the rest of us.

I wish I could be an astronaut.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Rumple_deWriter
Story Moderator
Granted: You are now following in the footsteps of Sally Ride but the next space flight is one-way only.

Wish I was a Kellogg's cornflake, floating in a bowl taking movies, laughing awhile, living in style. Talking to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A., casually glancing at his toupee. ('Punky's Dilemma' -- Simon and Garfunkle)
rolandlytle
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Rumple_deWriter
Granted: You are now following in the footsteps of Sally Ride, but the next space flight is one-way only.

I would take my chances.

Granted... and your box will be here for anyone desiring a crunchy breakfast treat.

I wish those days could come back once more. Why did those days ever have to go? ('I Wish' - - Stevie Wonder)
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Dreamcatcher
Forum Facilitator
Granted. But it's always day and never night.

I wish I could travel at the speed of light.
AnnaMayZing
Chasing Dragons
Quote by Rumple_deWriter


Wish I was a Kellogg's cornflake, floating in a bowl taking movies, laughing awhile, living in style. Talking to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A., casually glancing at his toupee. ('Punky's Dilemma' -- Simon and Garfunkle)


Watch out for the Cereal Killer!

Quote by Dreamcatcher

I wish I could travel at the speed of light.


Granted but you will never see it.

I wish I was a spaceman, the fastest gal alive, I'd fly around the universe in Fireball XL-5!



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
rolandlytle
Active Ink Slinger
Granted... but instead of the beautiful Venus, the doctor aboard, you will be the transparent robot co-pilot. Then we will be able to see the tremendous size of your heart as well as your brain.
Fireball XL-5 was my favorite show as a first grader.






I wish I could have an at-bat during spring training!
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Dreamcatcher
Forum Facilitator
Granted. Your bat's name is Wilhelm. He hangs upside down in your hall closet and eats grapes.

I wish I could just sail away and never look back.
AnnaMayZing
Chasing Dragons
Granted, but you are tied to the mizzen mast and forced to wear blinkers!

I wish I could speak Unwinese.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana