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Spoil my Wish

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Granted, but she squeezes you so tight your bionic eye pops out and rolls under the sofa

I wish I knew whether or not to get the washing in off the line now it's raining!
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granted you know whether to get the washing off the line but still make the wrong decision.

i wish i had wings so i could fly around the world to meet all my wonderful friends on ss
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Granted you became an sweet angel from above

Hey Sweet Ginger

I wish I had a girlfriend sad
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Granted... as long as I can meet her.


I wish the painting was finished
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Granted, but you only had red paint

i wish i could be a smexy ninja :P
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Quote by Lynara
Granted, but you only had red paint

i wish i could be a smexy ninja :P


Granted, but you have a wardrobe malfunction and your credibility is shattered....


I wish I had something interesting to wish for.
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granted but you used up your only wish

I wish i could kiss ginger
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Granted we both can kiss her at the same time biggrin

I wish I knew how to talk to a lovely angel like Lynara
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Granted but you get easily distracted with laser pointers

I wish I had a perfect day
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Granted, but you don't recognise its perfection until it's over...

I wish I didn't suffer so many goddamn headaches!!!
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granted but you have tooth aches

i wish i could get ginger to respond after me
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granted.... now gives me a kiss

i wish i hadn't caught the flu
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granted but you caught me instead.

hi smexy ginger

i wish i could be with ginger and get her better
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granted but you caught me instead.

hi smexy ginger

i wish i could be with ginger and get her better



catching you would be a pleasure

hi sexy lynara

granted but then you catch my flu


i wish lynara was here to nurse me
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Granted, she's there in a nurse outfit and some meds treating you like baby Ginger

I wish Ginger stop teasing me with her warm smiles

Hey lovely Gin
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Granted but she would never see you again

wish I was a millionaire
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granted... but it's all monopoly money

wish lynara lived next door to me
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Granted - but she turns out to be a nosy nag who is always poking her nose into your business and asking to borrow stuff she has no intention of returning to you.

I wish I could get the stock my customer's want all the time!
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granted but its so expensive that your shop goes out of business

I wish ginger was my beautiful wifey
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Granted she'll be your half wife.

I wish I could make Lynara and sweet Gin happy
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granted... you get ordained and officiate at our wedding

i wish i could choose the perfect wedding dress
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Granted, your wedding dress is made by angels

I wish sweet Ginger would teach me how to dance
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Granted-but you can only dance to hip hop

I wish Ginger and I would be passionately loud the first night
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Quote by Lynara
Granted-but you can only dance to hip hop

I wish Ginger and I would be passionately loud the first night



granted... that one i can guarantee

i wish tonight's the night
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Granted... but she cries-off with a headache!

I wish I could be an adequate substitute...
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granted... but me thinks you are gonna look funny in her dress

i wish my kk was here with me
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Granted She there by your side.

I wish for nothing
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Granted - but Nuth-Ing turns out to be the name of your Filipino mail-order bride!

I wish make up for past mistakes....
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granted .... but the new mistakes you make are much worse than the older ones

i wish i had a dollar for every time i have said "i wish"
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granted in monopoly money

I wish I had a week off work