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Spoil my Wish

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Granted...BUT you got it wet AFTER midnight and it turned into a Gremlin.

I wish I could go back to California and see some movie stars.

Granted, because you are a movie star yourself.


I wish I can become a real write like everyone else here
granted, you are william shakespear .... and you're dead

wish i could go back in time
granted..., but only to the moment you wrote your last post!


I wish I had more tomorrows than yesterdays....
Not granted because you will get ore yesterdays then tomorrows.

I wish I can steal one of Gingers smiles for a day
not granted... my smiles are free for those who earn them

i wish for a dozen more wishes
Granted, All you have to do is pet a kitty on the tummy for each one.


I wish I had a girlfriend as lovely as Ginger, sweet as Simmie, smart as Entangled_Fate
We all do Reader so you will be in a long line!
I wish GR would stoop posting such creepy posts....
granted... they get even creepier.

i wish i had a better internet provider... mine sucks
Granted...but it crashes when you download too many gifs!

Wish my back would stop hurting
Granted but mine hurts too. So I tackle you and now your back hurts AGAIN!

Wish I could get Krispy Kreme donuts up here.
Granted, Krispy Kreme shop opens the day after your doctor tells you that your blood sugar is a little high.

I'd love to drive the AlCan to Alaska.
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
granted... but you take a wrong turn and end up in mexico

i wish for a homemade pizza from my kk
Granted... but it's a week old and covered in slimy green mold and maggots

I wish I could rediscover my writing mojo...
Granted... but you become so FAMOUS that fans follow you EVERYWHERE! Into your home, to the market all wanting your autograph.

I wish my furnace wasn't broken it's going to get cold.

Granted but with the warmth will come other animals in search of heat.

I wish I could finish my book.
granted but the last page is missing

wish work hours improved
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
granted... you work nights now

wish it would stop being so hot... my stream is drying up
granted, but a sudden downpour floods your cabin

I wish I was in West Virginia right now 😉
Granted because you "HAVE" to be there

I wish I had a cuddle buddy right now sad
granted... have fun





i wish for a million billion dollars
Granted, let me rob a few banks for you

Hey Sweet Ginger


I wish I knew how to make people smile
Granted - you disappear forever and everyone smiles!

I wish (not really) that it wasn't so easy to set-up GR!
Granted, but he will always come back.

I wish I had more time in the day for writing and reading.
Granted - but you are so full of thoughts and ideas and inspiration that you have no time to eat, sleep, socialise or do anything other than write and you die a lonely old person ...

I wish the tyre on my car had not cost me so much money to replace
granted, but they have yet to take you on the road less travelled

I wish I was climbing a mountaintop
granted but just as you reach the top, you slip and fall. rip rcat

i wish i was in alaska to meet a certain sugarbritches
Granted - but she turns out to be a he!


I wish I was with Ginger, consoling her....
Not granted because she's to much of a woman for you to handle :P

I wish for one of Entangled_Fate warm hugs