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Spoil my Wish

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Granted, but she squeezes you so tight your bionic eye pops out and rolls under the sofa

I wish I knew whether or not to get the washing in off the line now it's raining!
granted you know whether to get the washing off the line but still make the wrong decision.

i wish i had wings so i could fly around the world to meet all my wonderful friends on ss
Granted you became an sweet angel from above

Hey Sweet Ginger

I wish I had a girlfriend sad
Granted... as long as I can meet her.


I wish the painting was finished
Granted, but you only had red paint

i wish i could be a smexy ninja :P
Quote by Lynara
Granted, but you only had red paint

i wish i could be a smexy ninja :P


Granted, but you have a wardrobe malfunction and your credibility is shattered....


I wish I had something interesting to wish for.
granted but you used up your only wish

I wish i could kiss ginger
Granted we both can kiss her at the same time biggrin

I wish I knew how to talk to a lovely angel like Lynara
Granted but you get easily distracted with laser pointers

I wish I had a perfect day
Granted, but you don't recognise its perfection until it's over...

I wish I didn't suffer so many goddamn headaches!!!
granted but you have tooth aches

i wish i could get ginger to respond after me
granted.... now gives me a kiss

i wish i hadn't caught the flu
granted but you caught me instead.

hi smexy ginger

i wish i could be with ginger and get her better
Quote by Lynara
granted but you caught me instead.

hi smexy ginger

i wish i could be with ginger and get her better



catching you would be a pleasure

hi sexy lynara

granted but then you catch my flu


i wish lynara was here to nurse me
Granted, she's there in a nurse outfit and some meds treating you like baby Ginger

I wish Ginger stop teasing me with her warm smiles

Hey lovely Gin
Granted but she would never see you again

wish I was a millionaire
granted... but it's all monopoly money

wish lynara lived next door to me
Granted - but she turns out to be a nosy nag who is always poking her nose into your business and asking to borrow stuff she has no intention of returning to you.

I wish I could get the stock my customer's want all the time!
granted but its so expensive that your shop goes out of business

I wish ginger was my beautiful wifey
Granted she'll be your half wife.

I wish I could make Lynara and sweet Gin happy
granted... you get ordained and officiate at our wedding

i wish i could choose the perfect wedding dress
Granted, your wedding dress is made by angels

I wish sweet Ginger would teach me how to dance
Granted-but you can only dance to hip hop

I wish Ginger and I would be passionately loud the first night
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Granted-but you can only dance to hip hop

I wish Ginger and I would be passionately loud the first night



granted... that one i can guarantee

i wish tonight's the night
Granted... but she cries-off with a headache!

I wish I could be an adequate substitute...
granted... but me thinks you are gonna look funny in her dress

i wish my kk was here with me
Granted She there by your side.

I wish for nothing
Granted - but Nuth-Ing turns out to be the name of your Filipino mail-order bride!

I wish make up for past mistakes....
granted .... but the new mistakes you make are much worse than the older ones

i wish i had a dollar for every time i have said "i wish"
granted in monopoly money

I wish I had a week off work