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REDEFINITIONS (Word Humor )

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terrible : easy to rip.
Menthol : a drink for males only
Khaki - the key to start your car

Arsenal - Worlds best football team

Silent - Something my kids are incapable of

Conrad - Stolen radiator
ruffian---Ian is ruff?
Suicide - death by chop-suey

matrix - Pranks during the month of May

granary - a place where grannies are made

grandiose - he owes £1000

mighty - the cuppa that belongs to me!

almighty - I own ALL the beverage...

gender - clued her in...

butter - everyone but her
Lunatic- tics from the moon
seepage - able to see the page

rampage - burst into the page

tonnage - 100 years old

lactose - be missing foot digits

pretend - the act of preparing to attend to someone

resign - add a signature again

design - a sign for the letter 'D'

ensign - a sign for the letter 'N'
Retire - - What you do when your car needs new tires
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
vegetarian - from the Latin "really bad hunter"
Stadium - The command you give your dog name Dium.
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
sex - a number between 6 and 9
Cacciatore- nabbing an English politician
Selfridges - The one thing they don't.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana

catatonic - feline medicine
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Confine - Payment demanded when caught cheating.



"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana