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He got caught wearing his underwear on his head and running around town like a mad rbo
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Sugarbaby isn't really sugar and everything nice. She's naughty and spice and everything leather and whips
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Like to dress up like an angel when no one is watching
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Runs around town in her panties screaming "They won't take me back to that locked roomie, ever "passes gas" again. I swear I'm not crazy"
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andy plays strip poker in reverse because most people would rather see him getting dressed rather than undressed 
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Ginger's mother was a tailor. She sewed her new blue jeans.
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Ginger walks around with socks on
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licks all the frosting off of cupcakes then puts them back on the platter
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Drinks her coffee through a glass curly straw.....
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
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Ginger wears a dress made of rose petals
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andy is very generous with his money. for example: he supports half of the exotic dancers down at the "kitty kat club" one dollar at a time.
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Ginger steals hugs from people when no one is looking
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Quote by authorised1960Quote by ginger86
andy is very generous with his money. for example: he supports half of the exotic dancers down at the "kitty kat club" one dollar at a time.
That's a scandalous rumour, Missy!
You've posted it in the wrong thread...
ummmm no, that other thread is for rumors but this one is true. i followed you into the kitty kat club and was so appalled, when i tapped you on the shoulder you only tipped me 50 cents instead of the dollar the other girls got
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Ginger once worked in a nightclub. She did a provocative dance for three businessmen.
One stuck a $10 note on one bum cheek and the other did the same on the other cheek.
The third was so mean he slid his credit card between them, took the notes and said:
"Twenty Dollars cashback, Thank you!"
One stuck a $10 note on one bum cheek and the other did the same on the other cheek.
The third was so mean he slid his credit card between them, took the notes and said:
"Twenty Dollars cashback, Thank you!"
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
Quote by ginger86Quote by authorised1960Quote by ginger86
andy is very generous with his money. for example: he supports half of the exotic dancers down at the "kitty kat club" one dollar at a time.
That's a scandalous rumour, Missy!
You've posted it in the wrong thread...
ummmm no, that other thread is for rumors but this one is true. i followed you into the kitty kat club and was so appalled, when i tapped you on the shoulder you only tipped me 50 cents instead of the dollar the other girls got
That was YOU???!!!
O! M! G!
I didn't recognise you with all that pussy-cat make-up you were wearing....
Now that I come to think of it... it was all rather cute and sexy.....
Anyway, funny fact time.
AnnaMayZing is the undisputed heavyweight cockle-winkling champion of THE WORLD, no less.
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Quote by authorised1960Quote by ginger86Quote by authorised1960Quote by ginger86
andy is very generous with his money. for example: he supports half of the exotic dancers down at the "kitty kat club" one dollar at a time.
That's a scandalous rumour, Missy!
You've posted it in the wrong thread...
ummmm no, that other thread is for rumors but this one is true. i followed you into the kitty kat club and was so appalled, when i tapped you on the shoulder you only tipped me 50 cents instead of the dollar the other girls got
That was YOU???!!!
O! M! G!
I didn't recognise you with all that pussy-cat make-up you were wearing....
Now that I come to think of it... it was all rather cute and sexy.....
Anyway, funny fact time.
AnnaMayZing is the undisputed heavyweight cockle-winkling champion of THE WORLD, no less.
Damn it, that IS a fact!
I have it on good authority that Andy spent some time in a Yorkshire gaol for Budgie rustling!
On arrival he was told he had to make his own bed. They gave him some wood and a hammer and nails!
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
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Anna May was a exotic singer in a club named The Doggie Backslide :P
