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She walks like an angel, talks like a goddess, look like a goddess and an angel put together. But she still's a ginger root 
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I have heard it said that Ghostreader is actually afraid of the dark... but you didn't hear it from me!
To tell you the truth I really am afraid of the dark
He like to dream about catching a ghost reading about him in a scary book
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Cleans her ginger roots every hour on the hour
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goes commando.
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That's funny right there.
Was left in a field by aliens.
Was left in a field by aliens.
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Ate honey with all the other bears in a cup
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Steals from bee hives and said that she made it
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Simplicity was named after a dress pattern.
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
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He founded the Midnight club so all the kids can tell spooky stories
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he learnt to dance from a traveling monk, and borrowed his trousers and never gave them back
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He scared Ghostrider with his batman pj's
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Enjoys sun bathing in a Garfield bikini
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He pole dances at the 'pussy galore night club'
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She wear dragon scales bikini when she's at the beach to relax and cool off
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He stole my bikini and struts up and down the beach in it.
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She now strolls the beach naked.
"No one knows when the final grain of sand will plummet through their own personal Hourglass." ~ CKAcres
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."
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He is really a Leopard who has changed his coat.
"No one knows when the final grain of sand will plummet through their own personal Hourglass." ~ CKAcres
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."
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When he goes to the beach he takes his binoculars. He says they are for bird watching, but he is no twitcher...
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Wears a wig made from cat hair.