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He covers himself with honey and stands outside in the grass waiting for the bees.
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Has the ability to twist fate around
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Has the ability to twist fate around
Can turn herself inside-out just using the power of her mind....
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Feeds Ozzy cat food instead of dog food.
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Has the ability to twist fate around
Can turn herself inside-out just using the power of her mind....
I think I would die if I used that power.
She secretly hates barbie.
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She secretly loves Ken.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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He not-so-secretly eats ants and flies as an aperitif. 
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He not-so-secretly eats ants and flies as an aperitif.
They are especially delicious if still alive and covered in a caramel-chocolate mixture with a sprinkling of cayenne pepper.
He is actually 4'3" tall, but requires everyone to call him 'big guy.'
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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Eats spinach like ice cream.
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Hates the color black and wears it because she lost a bet to Justine..
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Writes all his stories, poems and musings on sticky notes, slaps them on his forehead, and proofreads them while looking in the mirror. Quaffs a schooner of beer while doing so - claims it aids the work flow.
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Touch-types with his toes when he's too inebriated to use his fingers...
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He watches recordings he made on his VCR, of Dallas, in 1984, whilst eating pickled onions dipped in hazelnut ice cream
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wears a kikoi to weddings and funerals.. (look at her blog pic if you want to know what a kikoi is)
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Can read with his eyes closed 
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Sleeps with his eyes open
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Has Sheldon Coopers private number on Speed dial
"No one knows when the final grain of sand will plummet through their own personal Hourglass." ~ CKAcres
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."
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Keeps asking me to give him Sheldon Coopers private number...
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She keeps teasing me, giving a number that comes up as not available.
"No one knows when the final grain of sand will plummet through their own personal Hourglass." ~ CKAcres
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."
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He's knitting me a pink sweater, to keep me warm.
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Is meeting Dave and Sheldon for a candlelight dinner in her new sweater..
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he stole my sweater, and is wearing it
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Likes to ride her dragon doing tricks in the air.
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Shoots a wicked 50 caliber, if she doesn't get her coffee.
"No one knows when the final grain of sand will plummet through their own personal Hourglass." ~ CKAcres
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."
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He wakes up in the middle of the night and goes skydiving.
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She often finds herself at bus stops selling tarts for unknown charitable agencies..
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Carries a picture of his favourite apple pie in his wallet 