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She's a good looking outlaw from the past who got here thou a black hole and doesn't know how to get back home :P
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Favourite snack is toasted cheese and marmalade sanwiches
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Andy was alarmed one morning, to find Ozzy snuggled in bed with a bat. Luckily, it still had its head on, and the two were snoozing quite contentedly.
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Originally wanted to call herself AriesDog but it was taken..
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Instead of catching dreams, he catches nightmares.
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There is nothing funny about her, only lovely. Unless of course you count the fact that she actually is a living Barbie doll.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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Can only count forwards whilst standing on his head, wearing PJs with Marching Band music playing loudly. 
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His looks never changes, even you make fun of him or tell a very good joke. He keep looking like that...
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His looks never changes, even you make fun of him or tell a very good joke. He keep looking like that...
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tells himself bad jokes to make himself laugh 
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Likes to chew on bones at midnight 
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Jumped off the bed and hit the wall
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Quotes Shakespeare at moments of intense intimacy...
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Sometimes he has intense conversations with his dog.
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Is a terrible sharpshooter.
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There is nothing funny about her, only lovely. Unless of course you count the fact that she actually is a living Barbie doll.
Aw, thanks Roland..xx
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Keeps bringing knives to gun fights.
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Keeps bringing knives to gun fights.
She has six toes on her left foot. That is why it is easy for her to use base 11 number systems. (Gosh I am a nerd)
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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Quote by rolandlytleQuote by Rebellious_Soul
Keeps bringing knives to gun fights.
She has six toes on her left foot. That is why it is easy for her to use base 11 number systems. (Gosh I am a nerd)
Nerd!
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Was kicked out of ballet classes at age six for using kung-fu moves on her classmates 
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Was kicked out of ballet classes at age six for using kung-fu moves on her classmates
Actually that probably was what happened...
And same happened to you except in tap dance.
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Quote by Rebellious_SoulQuote by authorised1960
Was kicked out of ballet classes at age six for using kung-fu moves on her classmates
Actually that probably was what happened...
And same happened to you except in tap dance.
Eats slugs and snails and puppy-dog's tails....
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He dresses up like a bunny but meows like a cat.
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Kisses every picture of Dracula she sees!
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Kisses every picture of Dracula she sees!
Makes me rub his feet with warm butter.
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Eats marshmallows with everything 
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eats marshmallows on toast with Marmite
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all his teeth fell out, trying to open beer bottles...