Professional whisker twitcher
Professional mouse catcher.
Representative for the India Tea Company
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
Corn-on-the-cob kernel counter
Maestro of a noted English Chorus.
sword and sorcery prop maker
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
A shotgun model of tomorrow
volunteer firefighter for the Katzenjammer Kids
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Chief writer for the old soap opera, "The Gathering Storm."
bouncer at the kitty kat lounge