Spiritual guide for lost souls...
Cup holder for the Bear God's and Goddess's
Proof Reader for Jim Davis at Paws Inc.
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
The moustache groomer at the barber shop
A greeter at a nursing home
Hybrid authenticity tester
Uri Geller's spoon straightener...
An angel in human form to look after women kind
banana splitter for a banana split maker...
A hugger at the kids hospitals
peanut sorter in a peanut factory
(a job I've actually DONE - albeit for one day only!!)
collects and sells bamboo to zoos for the panda bears
Checks out Elvis impersonators in case any of them turn out to be the real one!