A date with a killer ninja.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. More jokes that I need to find...
OK, how about a date with a cuddly ninja?
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. ... tempting...
What can I give you? You're such a wonderful friend nothing seems good enough... hmmm....
I give you my company here online.
I give you a clean hat.. a fresh pipe.. a bottle of Old Spice.. and a can of spinach..
A new supply of color pencils from England...and an extra 4 hours a day to draw UNDISTURBED!!
A batch of my fudge brownie cookies...
My undying gratitude. Unfortunately with that and $1 you can buy a 75 cent cup of java. It is the thought that counts.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. A new set of glasses so he doesn't have to squint all the time.
Roland, where do you get a cup of Joe for only 75 cents in Chicago?
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"