Stratucauster. Irish builder of high rise office building
Ian the newest stratucauster on the project was a mere young lad of 26
Meloflurriant
Cristterfull- a werecat cousins to werewolves.
I heard a cristterfull hissing at the full moon lastnight.
Lappertap
Lappertap - the act of lap dancing to a drum solo by chimpanzees
Wanda mistakenly gave her postman a lappertap when her mom threw tennis shoes in her dryer.
parkinfarker
parkinfarker: An injection containing lythium and garlic, given to Nymphomaniacs ,usually through their buttocks.
The Nymph cried of fear while the now naked nurse,administered a double dose of Parkinfarker.
skorelgoodt
When You Don't Feel Like Smiling, Smile Anyway
skorelgoodt - a Swedish casserole of beaver meat, wax beans and okra..
Sven threw up his skorelgoodt and it looked the same.
felzcrap
Felzcrap- a rare disease where the skin on your but turns fuzzy like velvet.
My mother nearly fainted when the doctor diagnosed me with felzcrap.
Pepderblur
pepderblur - that row of bleacher seats where you are just far enough away from the field that you can't tell which cheerleaders have underwear on.
Fuzzy always hated when he got stuck in the pepderblur seats.
krimfumski
Krimfumski- skiing with a broken bone.
Only professional extremest krimfumski.
Clattledash
Clattledash The sport of cowboys riding long horn cattle
Clem clattledash for 50 yards before falling in a catus
Homostar
... really!
Homostar- kinda like a pornstar.
Don't you know a homostar when you see one?!
Lotacaple
Lotacaple cross between cherry and an apple tree
The lotacaple bent sideways during the tornado
Aximetalism
Aximetalism - the art of arc-welding mailboxes.
Rebel finished first in her aximetalism class.
defflestash
Defflestash- a secret stash of daffodils
Larry forgot his defflestach when visiting his love
Lipadle
Lipadle - a prod made of bamboo and stinkweed
Rebel used her lipadle to force Fuzzy back in his cage.
Zimpratz
Zimpratz- the confusion of why someone would do the macarena in public
We stood in zimpratz as the flashmob started doing the macarena.
Flecuboo
Flecuboo - the act of hacking a loogee while trick or treating...
Rebel knew when she opened the door holding candy she was about to get a flecuboo from Wally, the brat next door.
rumcadoodle
Aurentaus - the glow effect of dust particles in a shaft of light.
Fuzzy thought he found his light saber when he saw the Aurentaus.
Hoofrack
Hoofrack- a rack of horseshoes.
I lost the hoofrack!
Lumoo
Lumoo - A cow that glows in the dark of the moon.
The herd of lumoos were easy to round up at night.
Cragmountess
Cragmountess- a mountain lass who looks acts and sounds like a man named Craig.
There goes Leslie the Cragmountess
Mutaltent
Mutaltent - a metal mutant lifeform consisting of tinfoil, thumbtacks, and gravy
Rebel was attacked by a mutaltent when she went to clean the kitchen.
tetrachespung
tetrachespung - earth formed pods with sunflowers seeds for planting
xeues packed the tetachespung 12 high in the orbiter lower belly
xepratfollius
xepratfollius - a pretentious potted plant on Fuzzy's deck
Fuzzy canceled the BBQ because everyone laughed at his xepratfollius.
fusgarlam
Fusgarlam- a new fruit manufactured by fuze, with combined flavors.
I tried the pinacolada fusgarlam.
Hurhiral
Hurhiral - white foamy substance that forms on your nose when you drink beer
CK's nose looked like a snocone with all of the Hurhiral.
bulsak
bulsak cross breed of bull and sak native american in folklore
the old women would scare the youngster with tales of the bulsak
yelrizkee
yelrizkee - bright yellow suspenders worn with a thong.
Fuzzy was used to the oooohs and aaaahs as he undressed and exposed his yelrizkee.
gomerplitz