Exam Bloopers...

11 Dec 2011

ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% - I would have given him 100%

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
*His last battle.

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* At the bottom of the page.

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* Liquid.

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* Marriage.

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* Exams.

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner.

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half.

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
* It will simply become a wet stone.

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the
other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands.

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Concrete floors are very hard to crack.

“Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.”

11 Dec 2011

thats hilarious thank you for sharing

27 Dec 2011

I enjoyed each line.....
Very funny!

Please read A Gilded Cage and tell me what you think... Really!

29 Dec 2011

If your recent exams were a bit depressing and you need cheering up – take a look at these exam bloopers from around the world. I am not sure of the original source of the quotes – so sorry, no acknowledgments. laughing8

Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners.

The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the other.

Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.

The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 opossums.

The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.

The parts of speech are lungs and air.

The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.

Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.

(Define H2O and CO2.) H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.

Mushrooms always grow in damp places, which is why they look like umbrellas.

Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun, but I have never been able to make out the numbers.

When planets run around and around in circles, we say they are orbiting. When people do it, we say they are crazy.

You can listen to thunder and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don’t hear it, you got hit, so never mind.

There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered.

Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let people know they’re there.

The cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things, like when people forget to put the top on.

“Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.”

29 Dec 2011

There are some gems of pure genius within these....

"Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."

The author here is surely Alan 3601

Please read A Gilded Cage and tell me what you think... Really!

29 Dec 2011

Quote by Michael
There are some gems of pure genius within these....

"Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."

The author here is surely Alan

Ya know, I was thinking the same thing when I read that. happy8

“Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.”